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Diserang..

Suatu kisah di jaman setelah merdeka dua pejuang berbicara, Kopral : Kapten...lagi mikirin apa? Kapten : Lagi mikirin negara kita.. Kopral : Memang kenapa Kap? Kapten : Saya merasa negara kita lebih baik setelah dijajah Belanda Kopral : Kalo gitu kita buat aja negara kita dijajah lagi gimana? Kapten : Caranya...? Kopral : Negara Amerika kita serang aja supaya kita diserang Amerika! Kapten : Wah iya ya tapi.... Kopral : Tapi apa Kap? Kapten : Tapi....kalo RI yang menang gimana?

Kakek dan Suster

Di sebuah rumah sakit jompo, seorang kakek-kakek yg ompong berusaha mengambil remote kontrol TV namun tongkat berjalannya tertinggal dikamar. Tiba-tiba seorang suster cantik melintas memasuki ruang TV, Kakek : Sustel - sustel tolong emot kontolnya dong... Suster : Emuten dhewe mbah...!! Kakek : ??????

IF YOU ARE IN THE HOUSE ...

Being at home alone is not identical with the saturated and behind. Develop your own potential is a necessity. For Arni (32 yrs), time is not composed of minute by minute, or hour after hour. But work for work continuous connect within 24 hours. Busy raising three plus toddler housework makes it run out of steam. Let alone for develop themselves, sometimes he does not rest only chance. As a result, she often felt depressed, tired and fed up with routine at home. If you feel like Arni, the following things may help you: 1. Conscious choice Women, like men are human beings who have the right to choose. Certainly all these options can accountable before God Almighty. At home just-whatever why-is also an option. Actually, you could always Just choose a career outside the home. In choose, it is important for us to realize the philosophy of choice, namely obtain a things at once lose something else. Therefore, when at home be an option, you should stop wishing or hold- constantly regret it. ...

The Econom and a Broker

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Opposite Of..

English teacher : what the opposite of laughing ? Student : making love, Sir. Teacher: how come? It should be crying. Student: laughing is 'ha..ha..ha,' while making love is 'ah...ah...ah!' Sir T: What is the opposite of sex? S: 69 T: ?????

Setan Masuk Surga

‎​Tok...tok...tok...!!! Buka mata lalu... ! Buka pikiran jgn linglung Buka hati jgn bingung Buka rasa jgn murung Buka paha dapt "Burung" Buka BH....dapat gunung.. Buka semua....??? Burungx bingung....!? He....he....he......!!!? Ck....ck.....ck......!!!? Ssssst.....!!! Ssssst.....!!!? Kata wanita.....barang laki2 itu adalah SETAN; ..Kata laki2...barang wanita itu adalah SURGA Aku jadi bingung......!? Koq ada SETAN masuk SURGA......'~^ ¿¿

Anak Tuyul

‎​Raja neraka sedang ngabsen rakyatnya... JIN : hadir bOss... SETAN : ada bOss.... KAFIR : siap bOss.... IBLIS : lengkap bOss...... Lho...aNak tuYul mana????? Nich bOss lagi siBuk baCa Blog